PHILOSOFIA

To my Beloved Bosom Friend Beth …

Ok, it’s true, I forgot your birthday.

You have every right to be upset with me …

But I am truly so sorry …

I hope you find it in your huge Beth heart to forgive me. In repentance, I’ve prepared a special gift for you. It’s this post full of Alan Rickman.

I can tell you’re excited … so prepare yourself.

Ok to be honest, you’re one of my best friends. When we get together we laugh and pretty much act ridiculous, I could hardly ask for more.

Not to mention you were once my roommate and put up with my sometimes OCD behavior.

You have a wicked sense of humor and are full of wit, I’m not 100% sure you’re not a character transported out of a Jane Austen novel.

It makes me wonder if we were friends in a past life?

So please, turn that frown upside down …

I want to hang out soon!

We can get together and watch Alan Rickman movies. Apparently there is this one where he gets together with a chick and a hot dude?

I hope this cheered you up a bit, but I know you, so OF COURSE it did.

To my beloved friend Beth, may we grow old and snarky together for the next 25 years. And may Alan Rickman never die, but either decide to clone himself or impregnate thousands of young willing American women.

The end!

• 12 August 2013
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