I AM SO WEIRD! I LIKE WEIRD NERDY THINGS LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS! I KNOW WHO GOLLUM IS! I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT BEING ONE OF THOSE “NORMAL GIRLS” WHO LIKES CLOTHES AND STUFF, SO I JUST WEAR ADORABLE VINTAGE DRESSES BECAUSE I AM REALLY EDGY! ALL THOSE NORMAL BIMBOISH GIRLS ARE SEXY, BUT I CAN’T GET DATES BECAUSE I AM A BEAUTIFUL THIN WHITE WOMAN WHO LIKES OVER-ALLS! I AM SO HOPELESS AT NAVIGATING THE SOCIAL CONVENTIONS OF MY WEIRD LITTLE UNIVERSE THAT I NEED THREE MEN TO HELP ME LIVE OUT MY WEIRD LITTLE LIFE!